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Toast Slippers

Your feet, but breakfast.

4.9(388)
$24.99$34.99

Absurdly soft plush slippers shaped like two smiling slices of toast. Non-slip sole, machine washable, zero dignity included.

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Estimated delivery: 48 days. MUNCH products are fulfilled by vetted third-party suppliers who ship directly to you, which keeps prices low and delivery a little slower than same-day.

Free shipping over $50 · 30-day returns · tracking number emailed on dispatch.

What other questionable people said

5.0

Warm, ridiculous, perfect.

HANA Y.

5.0

Gifted to my brother. He never took them off.

DRE C.

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